I went to the doctor the other day, and she thinks I have a hole in my heart.
me: "You mean, like, a metaphorical hole in my heart?"
her: "Why would I talk about a metaphorical hole? I'm not a shrink."
Her theory is that I have a little hole in my heart that's allowing little blood clots to go to my brain, causing little mini-strokes. These would account for my headaches. And you know how my mind wanders, and I forget what I was... SQUIRRELS!
Personally, I think the reason I have headaches is because I sit at my computer for 8 hours straight every day. So what if my eyesight took a giant dip in a two day time span?
Anyway, the condition is called PFO. Or, PKO. Possibly it's TKO. Or DOA.
Fine, it's D-O-G. Mixed with a little S-O-L.
