Rundown from Chimi-Challenge week:
a. For the next act, Team Gluten-Intolerant will finish her sequel by Nov. 30.
2. We got our family pictures Saturday morning. We've been planning it for two years. The Photographer said for everyone to wear the same solid color like red, blue, black, tan or similar. We all showed up in different colors: Red, Blue, Black, Tan and White. Two years planning, and we still don't get it right. Even I know Blue and Black don't match.
a. For the next act, Team Gluten-Intolerant will finish her sequel by Nov. 30.
2. We got our family pictures Saturday morning. We've been planning it for two years. The Photographer said for everyone to wear the same solid color like red, blue, black, tan or similar. We all showed up in different colors: Red, Blue, Black, Tan and White. Two years planning, and we still don't get it right. Even I know Blue and Black don't match.
(Ashton family throwing leaves in frustration over our inability to coordinate colors)
3. Our original photographer had to cancel at the last minute because of a death in the family. We began to think the Universe didn't want us to get our pictures taken. Then my good friend from high school Heather Zahn Gardner stepped in and rescued us.Apparently, the Universe doesn't care if we get our pictures taken or not, only that we continue to struggle with the simple concept of the elusive "Smile".Take 1Take 2
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You can see Heather had her work cut out for her, but she remained cool and calm.Behold, here are Kid B and Kid C, looking cuter than our collective gene pool should allow.4. Attempted to potty-train Kid B. You know how babies get their nights and days mixed up? Well, Kid B is exhibiting the same behavior, only with potty-training. He sits on the toilet for hours at a time, and then gets up and goes into the living room to pee.Apparently all the world's his toilet, except for the actual toilet, which is his oyster, and he'd never pee in his oyster.(Please, Sir? Just one more diaper?)
5. The other night at Sunday Dinner, there was a fissure in the Galaxy. Did you hear it?It all began when one side of the table uttered the classic fightin' words: "In the Star Trek Universe, the Gold uniforms signified command, and the red, engineering."Well, you can imagine the Smackdown that ensued. (For those of you who don't know, a Star Trek Smackdown consists of two people climbing into a fighting arena with nobody watching, because nobody cares.)The other side of the table answered with a, "Uh Nuh Yuh Did-enh!" (Translated: "Oh no you didn't" in Klingon). "Gold signifies engineering. Red: Command!"Then they turned to me, the one with the iPhone at hand. I looked it up and found the source of the discrepency: Yes, we are all losers, no matter what color we wear.How was all y'all's weekend? What did you do? Do you know the meaning of the Trek uniforms? Do you care?Off to write at Border's. Team Tamale Forever!
