For today's Dork Side, I must comment on last night's episode of the Bachelor.
We were so not disappointed!
De: "Jason, I made a mistake. I followed my heart, and chose the fun exciting guy. I should have stuck with the boring, safe, boring guy. You."Jason: "Ummm, thanks?"De: "It's not too late for me to break your heart again. Please give me another chance!"Jason: "You're the best. Seriously, you're like, the third best girl I have in my life right now.Look at that ring as long as you want, Jason... I don't think the answer is in there...Then for the rest of it was like we were watching pro- wrestling. When Jason came out and said, "Since the show ended, the chemistry with Melissa has been zilch," Sam and I were all, "Oh no he didn't! He just slammed her with a folding chair!"And then when Jason tried to explain it to Melissa, with his big brown puppy dog eyes, and she says, "You're such a B-----d." We were screaming at the television, "Nuh-uh! She just bounced off the ropes and pile-drove him in the groin."I'm thinking polygamy looks pretty good about now...We were laughing the whole time, and I'm just impressed they were actually telling the truth: It really was the most shocking rose ceremony ever!
We were so not disappointed!
De: "Jason, I made a mistake. I followed my heart, and chose the fun exciting guy. I should have stuck with the boring, safe, boring guy. You."Jason: "Ummm, thanks?"De: "It's not too late for me to break your heart again. Please give me another chance!"Jason: "You're the best. Seriously, you're like, the third best girl I have in my life right now.Look at that ring as long as you want, Jason... I don't think the answer is in there...Then for the rest of it was like we were watching pro- wrestling. When Jason came out and said, "Since the show ended, the chemistry with Melissa has been zilch," Sam and I were all, "Oh no he didn't! He just slammed her with a folding chair!"And then when Jason tried to explain it to Melissa, with his big brown puppy dog eyes, and she says, "You're such a B-----d." We were screaming at the television, "Nuh-uh! She just bounced off the ropes and pile-drove him in the groin."I'm thinking polygamy looks pretty good about now...We were laughing the whole time, and I'm just impressed they were actually telling the truth: It really was the most shocking rose ceremony ever!
