I'm off to Vegas today! I'm going with 2/3 of the Six. Numbers 1, 2, 4, and 6.
My weekend away feels like providence, because Kid C has a case of the burritos.
You see, we don't really say the "d" word a lot at my house. You know, the word for the runs? Because if Kid C knows that word, then he'll use that word every time he has a little tummy-ache, or even a headache, and everyone around him will run for the hills.
Anywho, one morning this week, I actually called it the "d" word. I only used it once, but I basically said, "Hopefully it's just something you ate, and it's not a case of ["d" word]."
After school, Kid C came home and I asked how he was feeling. He said, "It's bad. I think it's a case of the burritos."
me: "What?"
Kid C: "A case of the burritos. Did you know if you have a case of the burritos for a whole month, you'll probably die?"
me (still totally confused): "Are you saying you ate burritos at lunch?"
Kid C (with a horrified look): "Eeeewwwww. No. I have a case of the burritos."
me (after a few calculations in my brain): "Do you mean a case of ["d" word]?"So, anyone have any suggestions as to what I can do in Vegas? I'm slightly Vegas-illiterate. I wish I had a huge enough blog where I could have friends in every city and they could show me around. Hubby Sam will take over the blog on Monday, so be sure to read and comment so he doesn't feel like a failure. What are y'all doing this weekend? Sorry if I forever ruined burritos for you.
