Hey y'all. How goes it?
I thought since we have a few new visitors (Hi! new people!) today could be an introduction post. So I've awakened that sleeping giant, the great Question-Maker (who lives in the void between rainbows and shooting stars) to interview me.
Question-Maker: yawn, stretch, crick. "Hey, every- whoa. A lotta new faces around here. What happened?"
me: "Well, dear Question-Maker-"
QM: "That's Mr. Question-Maker to you."
me: "But we've known each other for years! We should be on a first name basis. What do you call me?"
QM: "A nickname I only use on special occasions."
me: "What occasions?"
QM: "Right after you've left a room." snort
me: "..."
QM: "..."
me: "Okay, so we have some new faces I think because of the EVERNEATH cover reveal, and I think because of the ARC."
QM: "What's an ARC?"
me: "An Advanced Reader Copy of my book. I got them last week. Wanna see a pic?
| The cover makes my hand look even uglier. |
I love it so much."
QM: "You know the rule about loving your ARC?"
me: "No."
QM: "You can love your ARC, just don't love your ARC."
me: "I would never-"
QM: "That means no petting."
me: "Dang!"
QM: "So, for the new people around here (and I really don't know why they would want to spend time here)-"
me: "Stop with the asides!"
QM: "Sorry, that was supposed to be an internal aside. So, for the new people - and welcome, you smart people - tell us a little about your blog."
me: "Okay. I blog every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. I blog about writing and books, but even more I blog about random stuff."
QM: "Like that time you got stuck in a bathroom on Venice Beach?" snicker snicker
me: "... and I blog about other things too."
QM: "Like that time you shouted 'belly boobs!' to an elevator full of strangers?"
me: "That was not my fault! ... It was the fault of the shirt I was wearing."
QM: "I think those are great examples about what you can expect on the blog."
me: "I also blog about this guy a lot:"
| Rafa Nadal, celebrating right after he heard he would be featured on my blog. |
"He's playing in the quarterfinals of Wimbledon today."
QM: "What's Wimbledon?"
me: "It's only like the most important tennis tournament in the world."
QM: "What's tennis?"
me: "Seriously, do you even read my blog?"
QM: "I thought you already knew the answer to that question."
me: "And... that's it for the Question Maker! Thank you for your help."
QM: "I'm not done yet-"
me: "Thanks so much for stopping by!"
QM: "But I still have more-"
me: "Have I described Rafa's hip dents to you lately?"
| They are defined, and pointy. |
QM: "You're right. Look at the time. See y'all next time!"
Okay, so that was the Question Maker! If you would like to run a question through the Question-Maker, and have me answer it, you can leave it in the comments.
And if you're new here, take a moment. Introduce yourself. We're very nice around here, and we only bite on special occasions. Like Tuesdays.1. Name
3. How would you describe Rafa's hip dents?
