Okay, Okay. I know. It's Thursday. I blogged on Tuesday and now I'm blogging on Thursday. There is such a thing as a Tesseract.
I should've just waited until Wednesday, but then... wait. Why am I delving into the particulars of blog schedule? I feel like a Jane Austen character, where the socially awkward aunt doesn't know what to do with a letter she received on a Thursday, because she usually receives letters on a Tuesday, and she bores the bejeebers out of everyone she encounters, etc. etc. etc.
Where was I? Oh yeah. I don't know.WHAT I LEARNED AT SCBWI CONFERENCE IN L.A.1. SCBWI stands for Society of Childrens' Book Writers and Illustrators.Not "Conference for Writers who Want to Write Good Stuff for the Chicklins."2. Sometimes Water on the Brain can be a Beautiful ThingSherman Alexie (Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian) opened the conference with an inspiring, amazing, totally kick-butt speech.He was born with hydrocephaly (water on the brain) and he grew 42 teeth (32 is normal). He spoke with both a stutter and a lisp.All I have to say is: where is some of that magic rez water, and how can I inject it into my sons' brains? Because it'd be worth it if the result is a Sherman Alexie-like brilliance.Little Tidbit: He had to get the extra teeth pulled, but the Indian Health Service funded dental work one day a year. So he had to have all ten extra teeth pulled in one day.Gem: (About Young Adult Literature) "Our books will change lives in a way an adult book can not."(He liked my name. He signed my book: "Brodi, Superhero Name! Sherman Alexie")3. Everything sounds better coming out of Richard Peck's mouth.Richard Peck comes from another time and place (still writes his book on a typewriter, not sure of the place. Somewhere in the Midwest?).During his keynote address, I wanted to charge the stage just to capture every word that came out of his mouth. Then I wanted to gather all the words, take them down to the local tanner, and have them bronzed. But I wasn't sure if that would put my suitcase over the weight limit.Mr. Peck expressed a scathing indictment for things like Twitter, Facebook, and other such lame-o wastes of time. So for an entire day, I didn't Twitter.Gem: "Schools can either teach the students, or fear the parents. They can't do both."Thank you, Richard.(Richard Peck and Sherman Alexie signing autographs)4. Even the word "Lobby" can sound sexy.At our hotel (the Hyatt Regency in Beverly Hills) everything is sorta posh. Especially the elevator narrator. You know, the female voice that announces which floor you are on.And the way she said the word "Lobby", it made me feel like we were about to step off the elevator and onto some lounge floor, where the lights are dim, a disco ball may be present, and people may or may not be dressed.Like: "Laaaahhhhhhbby". Seriously, I blushed. I even felt a little dirty. Like I had been phoning a 1-900 number, and now I had to pay the bill.I will continue with all the things I learned tomorrow, but here's a teaser:5. There is really no appropriate time to shout the words "Belly Boobs", but it's especially inappropriate here...I am dedicating the post to Una, who, along with many others, was most affected by the wormhole created when I blogged on a Tuesday.
I should've just waited until Wednesday, but then... wait. Why am I delving into the particulars of blog schedule? I feel like a Jane Austen character, where the socially awkward aunt doesn't know what to do with a letter she received on a Thursday, because she usually receives letters on a Tuesday, and she bores the bejeebers out of everyone she encounters, etc. etc. etc.
Where was I? Oh yeah. I don't know.WHAT I LEARNED AT SCBWI CONFERENCE IN L.A.1. SCBWI stands for Society of Childrens' Book Writers and Illustrators.Not "Conference for Writers who Want to Write Good Stuff for the Chicklins."2. Sometimes Water on the Brain can be a Beautiful ThingSherman Alexie (Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian) opened the conference with an inspiring, amazing, totally kick-butt speech.He was born with hydrocephaly (water on the brain) and he grew 42 teeth (32 is normal). He spoke with both a stutter and a lisp.All I have to say is: where is some of that magic rez water, and how can I inject it into my sons' brains? Because it'd be worth it if the result is a Sherman Alexie-like brilliance.Little Tidbit: He had to get the extra teeth pulled, but the Indian Health Service funded dental work one day a year. So he had to have all ten extra teeth pulled in one day.Gem: (About Young Adult Literature) "Our books will change lives in a way an adult book can not."(He liked my name. He signed my book: "Brodi, Superhero Name! Sherman Alexie")3. Everything sounds better coming out of Richard Peck's mouth.Richard Peck comes from another time and place (still writes his book on a typewriter, not sure of the place. Somewhere in the Midwest?).During his keynote address, I wanted to charge the stage just to capture every word that came out of his mouth. Then I wanted to gather all the words, take them down to the local tanner, and have them bronzed. But I wasn't sure if that would put my suitcase over the weight limit.Mr. Peck expressed a scathing indictment for things like Twitter, Facebook, and other such lame-o wastes of time. So for an entire day, I didn't Twitter.Gem: "Schools can either teach the students, or fear the parents. They can't do both."Thank you, Richard.(Richard Peck and Sherman Alexie signing autographs)4. Even the word "Lobby" can sound sexy.At our hotel (the Hyatt Regency in Beverly Hills) everything is sorta posh. Especially the elevator narrator. You know, the female voice that announces which floor you are on.And the way she said the word "Lobby", it made me feel like we were about to step off the elevator and onto some lounge floor, where the lights are dim, a disco ball may be present, and people may or may not be dressed.Like: "Laaaahhhhhhbby". Seriously, I blushed. I even felt a little dirty. Like I had been phoning a 1-900 number, and now I had to pay the bill.I will continue with all the things I learned tomorrow, but here's a teaser:5. There is really no appropriate time to shout the words "Belly Boobs", but it's especially inappropriate here...I am dedicating the post to Una, who, along with many others, was most affected by the wormhole created when I blogged on a Tuesday.
