Announcing the winner of The Dark Divine and The Way He Lived...
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Winner = Shauna.
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Chronicles of Kid C (Like Chronicles of Riddick, only better)
Kid C came home the other day from school, devastated.
kid C: "Brodi [yeah, he still calls me Brodi], did you know there are people who kill fish?"
I assumed he was thinking about the welfare of our new fish, Chopie.
me: "um... yeah..."
Kid C: "Did you know they kill them... and... eat them?"
me: "You don't say..."
Kid C: "That's bad, right? They're bad people, right?"
me (Only because I don't particularly like fish): "Yeah. Very bad."
Kid C: "They don't realize fish have lives. I saw a man kill a fish."
me: "Where?"
Kid C: "In China."
me: "When did you go to China?"
Kid C: "Remember that time I didn't come home for dinner? I was in China."
me: "Oh."
Kid C: "Did you know when you're in China, you have to speak in a different Lang-goo-ish. Or they won't understand you. Here's how I sound when I'm in China:"
I hope no one's offended by Kid C's fake Chinese...
